The World's Most Lucrative Derivatives - Forward Contracts That Will Never Lose Their Value

There is much talk today about financial derivativessame time, thousands of home buyers began to
and their impact on the current economy. In a basicdefault on the loans because of ballooning interest
way, this article discusses what derivatives are andrates. The misuse of this type of financial derivative
which of all derivatives are the most lucrative andis one major cause of the economic crisis we are
valuable.now experiencing.
A Definition of DerivativesSo, to recap, a derivative is a contractual relationship
Rutledge and Bertram (1995) explain, "...a derivative iswhere the value of one commodity or service is
a contractual relationship established by two (orderived from what another person or company will
more) parties where payment is based on (orpay or give up for it. However, as we can see in the
"derived" from) some agreed-upon benchmark." So incase of credit swaps, not all derivatives or
short, a trade is made between two parties wherecontractual agreements are wise investments and in
the perceived value of one thing is derived from thefact, many investors are losing large amounts of
perceived value of another thing.money and financial net worth because of their
A Few Examples of Derivativesfailure to pay as promised.
For instance, a wheat farmer and a corn grower mayThe World's Most Valuable Derivative
agree to make a three-year deal to trade threeThere is one unique type of derivative that will never
bushels of wheat for two bushels of corn. This isfail or lose its value. This type of contract is the
done to stabilize the value of the two productssoundest investment ever devised. The world's most
regardless of the relative supply and demand of eachvaluable derivative is you and every other human
product.being who has ever lived on the earth. For you
Another example of a derivative is a contractualderive your worth from God's opinion of you. From
agreement between an oil producing nation like Saudithe beginning of time, God, the creator of heaven
Arabia and an oil brokering company like Exxon-Mobil.and earth and you, made a unilateral contract with
This time the contract is not based on the trade ofyou and me and every other person from every
two commodities; rather, one commodity, e.g. anation and culture on earth. That contract came by
barrel of oil, is valued against the exchange value ofway of a promise to the first man and woman that
currency, e. g. the US Dollar. For instance in 2008, theHe would send a redeemer to buy us back as his
price of oil fluctuated between $40 and $145 perown.
barrel. As the price of the oil was rising in the firstThe price he was willing to pay and has paid is the
half the year, an oil brokering company like Exxonlife of his own Son in exchange for our lives. Jesus
Mobil could have signed a long-term contractualChrist, the Son of God, stepped down from his royal
agreement with Saudi Arabia to purchase the oil atthrone and stripped out of his royal clothes in order
$75 per barrel throughout the term of the contract.that he might sacrifice himself for you and me. In
This means even if the price went up to $100, Exxondoing so, God proved that you are the most valuable
Mobil would pay only $75 and, vice versa, if the priceinvestment in the history of this world.
dipped to $35 per barrel, as it did in February 2009,Even if all the human financial derivatives fail to pay
Saudi Arabia would still receive $75 for the durationas promised, there is one derivative that will never
of the contract.lose its value. Your life has been deemed to have
Another type of derivative is a credit swap. Theseeternal value by the one who is the true judge of
types of derivatives are tied to the mortgage crisis invalue and worth, the Lord God Almighty maker of all
the United States' housing market. After makingthings. No matter who you are or what you have
sub-prime loans to many private citizens, mortgagedone, He wants a personal relationship with you.
companies sold the loan contracts to investmentUnderstanding your true worth in God's sight is the
brokers like Lehman Brothers who bundled them asmost lucrative investment you can make in your life.
investments and re-sold them to other investmentIf you want to have a personal relationship with him
firms like insurance conglomerate AIG. Soon theand come to know your true value, simply speak the
paper value of the credit swap agreements outpacedwords and He will touch you where you are today.
the value of the investments themselves. At the