| All of a sudden everybody's talking
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| | studio that creates a carbon footprint
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| Global Warming.
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| | big enough to stamp out New Jersey?" or,
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| Oh, you noticed?
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| | "How come you not slimming down, riding a
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| Talking heads on CNN, Fox, NBC, PBS,
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| | bike, stead of a Beemer?" or "How come
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| presidential hopefuls they think it'll
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| | you not unloading your shares in Big Oil,
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| garner a few votes. They all falling over
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| | Big Agro, Big Mining, Big Timber, Big
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| one another to be greener than the
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| | Auto, and all those banks do business
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| others. It would be funny if it weren't
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| | with them?"
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| so grotesque. Each one of these idiots
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| | Nobody asks these eco-bozos, "How come
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| has a team of writers, heart-rending
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| | most of your solutions penalize the
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| clips of hunks falling off the ice cap,
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| | poor?" or, "How come most of your
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| and polar bears swimming desperately in
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| | solutions involve higher taxes for the
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| search of long-gone icebergs. These same
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| | punters and not the corporate polluters?"
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| idiots head off like so many lemmings to
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| | or, "Why is it that North America (the
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| world conferences (generally held in
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| | most technologically-advanced country in
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| places with palm trees, swimming pools,
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| | the world, inventor of the Big Mac and
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| five-star restaurants and luxury hotels)
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| | the frozen dinner) cannot produce
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| on Global Warming, sit around look
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| | economic, pollution-free ethanol, when
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| serious, or stand and make passionate.
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| | Willie Nelson and Brazil have been doing
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| And you know? Nothing ever comes out of
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| | it for years?" or, "Why is it you allow
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| it. Nothing gets done. Despite the
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| | automobile manufacturers to load their
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| speeches, the one-liners, the video
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| | sardine cans with more and more gas
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| footage, and the Nobel Prizes, the globe
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| | guzzling gizmos and junk?" I mean, do we
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| continues to heat and not one of those
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| | really need self-warming coffee-holders?
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| speaking heads seems to have any idea how
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| | And, "How come any really good solution
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| to apply the brakes.
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| | never see the light of day?"
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| Something stinks, and it's not the
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| | But, more to the point. "If you so damn
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| greenhouse gasses.
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| | scared about global warming, how about
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| Truth is, Global Warming has become big
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| | you dropping your private agendas,
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| business. A growth industry. It generates
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| | sorting out your real motives, then
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| tons of hot air and socking big fat
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| | coming back, tell us what's really
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| offshore blind trusts.
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| | happening. In plain, down-to-earth
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| Most of the Global Warming gurus don't
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| | language, no hype."
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| want global warming to go away. It's a
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| | Too much to expect. Global warming,
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| terrific gig. It's making them rich and
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| | carbon footprints- real serious stuff, if
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| famous. They get to talk with Larry King,
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| | not for us, then for our offspring- has
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| shill the Global Warming books they had
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| | become the latest scam, the latest
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| someone else write for them. They get to
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| | political pawn, the latest milk cow.
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| sit around, getting made up by pretty
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| | If it goes on, we're lost. The globe is
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| teenagers with sensational cleavages,
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| | lost. And the polar bears will drown.
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| doing nothing more energetic than yap
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| | When David Lovattsmith was young, Co2
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| until dinnertime. They get to act smug,
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| | emissions were still a sign of
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| telling us we are a bunch of polluting
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| | enlightened advancement, but global
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| sinners. They even win Nobel prizes at
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| | warming was already on a roll. Now, all
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| ceremonies with a carbon footprint the
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| | we need is for the experts to lay off
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| size of Vermont.
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| | their hype, and come clean.
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| Nobody asks these eco-bozos, "After the
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| | We can slow down the mess. We can car
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| show, how you going to get home?" (the
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| | pool, compost, switch off Lou Dobbs, use
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| Hummer, you kidding?) or, "How did you
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| | less water, cut out chemical cleaners,
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| get here?" (Boeing 747, and lemme tellya
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| | turn down the thermostat, wear warmer
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| the pretzels were stale) or, "How big is
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| | clothes imndoors, so on and so forth. But
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| your home?" (four baths, a Jacuzzi,
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| | the main problem lies with governmental
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| six-ton Carrier heating and
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| | scams and global warming gurus. They have
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| air-conditioning unit on the roof) or,
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| | to drop their corporate sponsors, clean
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| "How come you're so fat?"
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| | up their act, before humankind can clean
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| Nobody asks these eco-bozos, "How come
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| | up the environment.
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| you agreed to be interviewed in a TV
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