Writer School?

Here's something from my mailbag. "Dear Michael, dosuffering partial paralysis, authors with various
you need to do good in school if you want to be apsychoses, authors who deal with more than one of
writer? I stink at school and all my friends laugh atthese obstacles. What they overcome makes my
me when I tell them I want to write, but I'm serious."complaint, that I'm too left-brained to be in this
Followed by a sentence or two of "I need yourbusiness, seem absolutely pathetic. And yours, about
words to encourage me" or some such nonsense.doing poorly in school. I could cite you a VERY long
Fortunately, a writing sample is rarely attached. If itlist of authors who did poorly in school. If I did my
is, either it's excellent or it stinks like rancid yakjob as an editor, you'll never know who they are
butter. There's a lot of middle ground in the writingunless I call them out by name. And I won't. Probably
world, of course, but for some reason it neverbecause I can't remember them all. (I'm joking. Editor
seems to accompany these emails. The message isauthor confidentiality protects them, even if it exists
usually (but not always) so filled with errors that I'monly in my imagination.) Our emailer then mentions
not gonna reprint them here or correct them when Ithat her friends laugh at her when she tells them she
reply lest I destroy some sensitive soul like aintends to write. Why does she care? I've lost count
jackhammer to an eggshell. (It's ridiculous that Iof how many projects I've undertaken despite
should even have such power, being a stranger andcriticism. Not just writing, either. Life. But let me
all.) Let's move on to the relevant part, the question,narrow my focus just so I can end this rant. You
which actually contains several. This writer gets bonushave a reason for writing. You know what it is, even
points for brevity. Do you have to be good in school?if you can't put it into words. I can't put it into words.
Given what's passing for English in some places, I'd("It" can mean your reason OR mine in that
certainly like to see more effort given to school. Ifsentence.) But it's there. Why do you give a rat's
you're a student reading this, please try to learnbackside how many people tell you not to even try?
something while you can. If you aspire to be anPeople who I doubt have even read your writing, I
author and you did poorly in school, or if you're justmight add. Your classmates won't understand why
plain uneducated, don't let it stop you. What we doyou write. Nor your friends. Nor your family. You're
as authors isn't taught in school. They teachlucky if you find ten non-writers in your lifetime who
grammar, and bless them. I can't teach that subject.have a clue. And you don't care. You just write. If
If you're very fortunate, as I was, you'll stumbleyou're ever lucky enough to "arrive," then all the
across some teachers who teach you how to think.doubters will claim to understand why you write. And
But thinking is the beginning of writing, not the end,they'll all be wrong. Also, by the time someone out
and grammar can be fixed later if you find somethere is embracing your work, you'll already be three
long-suffering editor (like me) willing to do it. In otherbooks beyond it and sick of hearing about your old
words, school can help you with the first step or twotrash. No, it won't be trash, but you'll think of it that
of your journey to be an author. Considering howway. There's a big time lapse between creation and
many steps come after those, don't be discouragedthat Oprah interview. What I never write to those
by test results and report cards. To distill what youemailers is this. I shouldn't have to tell you why you
think, feel and believe from all the trash floatingwrite. You don't need my vindication or anyone else's.
around in your head, and then to actually put that onIf those who haven't even read your work can
paper the way you mean to put it, is a skill that onlydiscourage you, maybe you should give up. Or do an
comes from years of practice. They don't teach it inEmily Dickinson and leave it all for people to find after
school. At least, no school I've ever attended. Iyou die. But I can tell you this. If you'll let something
struggled at this for 20 years or so after I graduatedas silly as your grades in school stop you from even
from college. That's where I learned to write. Not in abeginning to write in the first place, nothing you have
classroom. In my travels through the Matrix, I've metto write is worth finding after you die. And if you're
blind authors, deaf authors, dyslexic authors, authorsangry at me for saying it, good. Prove me wrong.
writing in a second or third language, authorsWrite a book.